I'm sharing this great servitor i have worked with him in the past and it works, now i believe he is more of a Godform (through the years of various magicians and occultists working with him), the first time i summoned him and worked with him i had a lucid dream of meeting him and it was great i would compare it to see it flying in a sort of catoonish way, if you ever watched the series Happy! (based on the comic book of the same name, by Grant morrison) anyway i saw him in a vivid way like in that series.
-Laya Caotics-
Heres's how to summon him:
Entity's name: Bling-Bling
Nicknames/Aliases/Titles: Bling, His Magical Pigginess, Money Pig and The Magical Flying Green Pig
Creator: Achreus The Slacker Mage
Description: a flying, winged, magical green little pig with a golden chain around his neck, has a voice of a midget and speaks in English with a Mexican accent.
Personality: Generous, gallant, funny, vain and slightly perverted yet still adorable. Highly favors good-natured slackers.
Likes: food, beer, sexy girls and most of all money.
Dislikes: ungrateful people who doesn't thank him.
Function: He gives money to anyone in mysterious, surprising ways.
Origin: Disillusioned with the hard work formula to success, Achreus the Slacker Mage decided to create a magical entity dedicated to giving money. Thus Bling-Bling the Magical Flying Green Pig was born. His Magical Pigginess's task is to bring prosperity, abundance and of course money to everyone, slackers and non-slackers.
To summon him:
1) Bling loves beer. Mentally or vocally toast an alcoholic beverage to Bling. The toast: "I toast this beer to Bling-Bling the magical flying green pig!" When you hear a squeal or see a vision of a flying green pig wearing a golden chain then you're successful. Ask him to bring you the exact amount of money you need and when you need it.
2) Bling digs hot women. Just put a picture of a sexy babe in front of a piggy bank (if you're lucky, get a green piggy bank although any color will do just fine as long as it's a pig) and then invoke him. When you hear a squeal or see a vision of a flying green pig wearing a golden chain then you're successful. Ask him to bring you the exact amount of money you need and when you need it.
3) Bling loves food. Toast your food to Bling (Ex. "I toast this bag of potato chips to Bling-Bling the magical flying green pig!") then eat it. When you hear a squeal or see a vision of a flying green pig wearing a golden chain then you're successful. Ask him to bring you the exact amount of money you need and when you need it.
4) Bling admires generous people. Everytime you donate money to a charity group, mentally say "By the power of the Magical Flying Green Pig, I donate this amount of money to charity." If you hear a squeal or saw a vision of a flying green pig wearing a golden chain, well, you get the picture.
5) Use the Sigil of Bling to summon His Magical Pigginess.
Remember to thank him after every request. Hey, even magical pigs want respect. If mistreated or disrespected, Bling-Bling will not help unless the offender donates some money to charity in his name.
Main text by Achreus the Slacker Mage.
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